Plus One

Sorry I missed the "Jacket" at the Palace last night. (My Morning Jacket, to the uninitiated) But thanks to the the steady flow of live facebook status updates that showed up in my news feed this morning I really felt like I was there! (Apparently it was also streamed live online but that seems like cheating.) I want, no I need, Nay, I REQUIRE, someone to separate themselves completely from the moment and just give me short one line snappy updates and song titles! They don't even need to be whole words, just a jumble of letters that make a sound will do! I get it! And cell phone videos are the next best thing to almost being there, Zapruder anyone?!! I need a set list and seating arrangements! But please and this is not a criticism, in the future, if you could also include parking and bathroom information I would be forever in your debt. If I am going to take the time not to go somewhere, I need to know exactly what I am missing. You my friend, and make no mistake about it you are a true friend, are always there when I need you. Except of course when you are updating your status.

I can wait.