Friday, May 1, 2009

Rafe's Derby Picks


Swine Flu Uprisin'  (Will start strong, then fade fast)  

Craigslist Killer  (An early scratch)

Arena Fiasco  (A money pit, will not win or finish) 

Toe-jam Football  (Sire of Walrus Gumboot, brother of Spinal Cracker)

Dirty Shirley  (Will be disqualified for banned subtance)

Waterboard Dick!  (KBR Stables)

Ditch Mitch  (A filly, always runs to the right)

Ticking Time Bomb Scenario  (Won't make it out of the gate)

One Lung Left  (Heart of a lion)

Reach-a-Round  (Likes to run in a crowd)

Rusty Trombone  (Tends to bring up the rear)  

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